I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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