Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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