How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day