There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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