My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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