i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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