don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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