I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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