What did we do last night that was yellow?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
