How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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