i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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