That's when you crack a 10am beer
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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