Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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