yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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