end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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