Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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