oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Do vagina's smell?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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