Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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