It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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