whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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