We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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