Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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