You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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