Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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