I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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