UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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