went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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