My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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