i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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