S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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