is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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