You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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