I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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