Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My life is pants optional.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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