Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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