Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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