Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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