I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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