kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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