so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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