i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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