I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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