I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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