I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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