do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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