Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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