Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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