"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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