If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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