So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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