People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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