Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So squirting runs in the family.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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