I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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